andrewquo:

16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

(via punk-muffin)

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist, via crystallized-teardrops)

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

(via fake-mermaid)

vaspim:

anyone else on here have a tumblr btw?

(via fake-mermaid)

stability:

do whatcha want, whatcha want with my body (if ur rich)

(Source: stability, via fake-mermaid)

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."
Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

(Source: tvshows-who-knows, via dehuai)

eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

(via hotboyproblems)

Anonymous said: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via hotboyproblems)

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

(via fake-mermaid)

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