marauderer:

godzillastears:

marauderer:

everyone likes to joke that Australian’s are hardcore and can survive anything but watch what happens to us if the temperature drops below 20 degrees

I’m fucking freezing

Example #1

(via australiansanta)

"Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult."
(via taliotoaheaux)

(Source: psych-facts, via sorellla)

faown:

agnes-cecile:

looking for the courage to put your intimacy on display


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If homophobia were a conversation about food...
Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person: I like both!
Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

carbonite:

it’s like my ugliness is constantly increasing by 15.78%

(via sorellla)

prince-warp:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words constitute my entire existence and my ability to meaningfully interact with the universe because we live in a textual reality in which everything is constructed and coded by language there is no escaping the symbolic dimensions of it there is nothing outside the text there is nothing outside the text there is nothing outside the text 

(via incredulousthoughts)

crystallized-teardrops:

trying to stay calm after your mum opened your letters and parcels while you were at school 

"My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again."
rustyvoices (via thoughtsonfire)

(Source: wordsaresinging, via lauren-inthe-sky)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender, via lauren-inthe-sky)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

image

(via stormafter)

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

$44 will go far…

(via pizza)

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