tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via hotboyproblems)

intensional:

i love miranda sings so much

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via orgasm)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via australiansanta)

solosalendo:

kinda hurt kinda offended kinda not planning on saying anything about it

(via antecibum)

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