how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

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inbalanced:

me:

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you:

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pxeticarts:

SHE SAID IT.

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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