fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via crystallized-teardrops)

guy:

i hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way i think it octopus

(Source: guy, via fake-mermaid)

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via fake-mermaid)

urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via laughing-llama)

craighead:

christinegro:

garnnetea:

this is amazing. 
#potterhead forever.

This is tripping me out..

The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

jackballs:

when your friends make plans without you

image

(Source: jackballs, via pizza)

bafflingwithbullshit:

fucking nerds

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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(Source: jackballs, via relahvant)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

(via crrocs)

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via whynot-zoidberg)

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